(Source: irisbleh, via quentintortellini)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via jesussbabymomma)

(Source: grooting, via thebuttramexperience)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

image

amazing

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via neatpotatoes)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

(via ryanvallejo)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This made tear up for real.

(Source: thechanelmuse, via plunged)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey, via plunged)

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than i do and this inconveniences me because now i have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

(via the-fancypantsfrog)

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via thatonefatchickk)

(Source: all-things-marvel, via todayifoundanoldfriend)