my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via plunged)

geauxin:

Netflix yes I know I’ve been laying motionless for three whole episodes but yes I am still watching how dare you

(via pregameprincess)

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

15 Favorite Disney Films (Including: Live Action, Pixar, and other Disney owned films)
#02: Alice in Wonderland;
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. 

(via nostalgiaunicorn)

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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(via ugly)

justin-bernardo:

It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.

(via leftnipple)